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    I'm bored, so I thought I'd start a board (forum) game called twisted wishes. Each poster begins their post by explaining how the previous wish was granted, but with undesirable consequences then posts their own wish. For example:

    1. I wish I were shorter

    2. Your wish is granted. Your legs fall off.
    I wish for a million wishes!

    3. Your wish is granted, but all of your wishes are twisted wishes.
    I wish I had more hair.

    4. Granted, but it is all growing on the bottom of your feet.

    Get the idea? Good. I'll start.

    I wish I didn't get so much spam.
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    Quote Originally Posted by <mark />
    I wish I didn't get so much spam.
    Granted. Your email server has been deleted.



    Instead of telling me I've won the lottery, I wish they would just send the money.

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    Your wish is granted. They mail you the money (in a big box) without telling you. You aren't home so the mailcarrier leaves the package with your neighbor. Your neighbor is curious and looks inside. Money! When you never ask about the package, your neighbor decides to keep it.


    I wish I had my work done already.
    Last edited by Tom Howard; 06-25-2005 at 04:33 PM.

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    Granted: You just lost your job.

    I wish I wouldn't keep forgetting things.
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    Granted. Your memory is completely erased, so there isn't anything more you can forget.


    I wish I had x-ray vision.
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    Granted, but you can't turn it off. You run into objects that are right in front of you because you are seeing through them. You can never sleep because you can see through your eyelids.

    I wish my website made money.
    Last edited by Tom Howard; 06-28-2005 at 01:01 PM.

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    Granted. But you exceeded your bandwidth and had to pay WH as much as you made.

    I wish I could think of a wish.
    Last edited by SJP; 06-28-2005 at 01:32 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SJP
    I wish I could think of a wish.
    Granted. You thought one up, but unfortunately you forgot it before you could ask for it because your entire memory was also erased and now you can't remember (or forget) anything. You must have been the beta test for all of this new fangled memory technology.

    I wish I spent less time writing scripts and more time dating
    Last edited by Jonnyb0y; 06-28-2005 at 11:14 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonnyb0y
    I wish I spent less time writing scripts and more time dating
    Granted: You've been sentenced to 20 years at Leavenworth. Your date is some guy named Bubba.

    I wish I had my own business.

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    Quote Originally Posted by torrin
    I wish I had my own business.
    Your wish is granted. You are now own a one-man operation in the sewer diving industry.

    I wish had super powers.
    There are 10 kinds of people in the world... those who know binary and those who don't.

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