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    Default Signs you've been programming too long....

    1. You count objects: 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,...

    2. You end all of your sentences with semicolons;

    3. When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.

    4. You try to sleep(8 * 3600);

    5. When your wife says "If you don't turn off that computer off and come to bed, then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for omitting the else clause.

    6. You write code on a piece of paper and wonder why it is taking so long to compile.

    7. You panic when someone says "The Sun's just gone down"

    8. You comment your assembler code in C.


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    9. You don't have a wife

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    life's a ***** then you marry one or in my case -- then you die

    SJP

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    10. You dial an IP number on your phone.

    11. You give your home address as "U:\Milky_Way\Sol\Earth\United_States\Utah\Provide nce\"

    12. You dream in web safe colors.
    You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.
    -Plato.

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    LOL

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    13. You accidentally write yesterday's date on a check and add '++' to fix it.

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    14. You try to make words out of hex colors. (We started doing this after a long day).

    #505AFE <- should be a web-safe color
    #1ED1ED
    #DEFACE
    #ABA5ED
    #DEF1E5
    #BEADED
    #CABB1E
    #DEC1DE
    etc.

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    15. Your to-do list is a state diagram

    16. You sign your email "string TomHoward;"

    17. You go to the bathroom, but in your head it's:

    if(bladder.isFull())…

    18. You start thinking things like “'Regex' would be a cool name for a rock band”

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    LMAO! Fantastic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SJP View Post
    9. You don't have a wife

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    life's a ***** then you marry one or in my case -- then you die

    SJP
    Neither a wife nor a life.

    Rosie Jonesronald Cruzag
    Last edited by rosiejons5; 10-03-2010 at 08:06 AM.

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    25. You don't know the current time or date. Even if its easily available to look on your taskbar.

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