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TheOne
01-15-2004, 03:58 PM
1. You count objects: 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,...

2. You end all of your sentences with semicolons;

3. When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.

4. You try to sleep(8 * 3600);

5. When your wife says "If you don't turn off that computer off and come to bed, then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for omitting the else clause.

6. You write code on a piece of paper and wonder why it is taking so long to compile.

7. You panic when someone says "The Sun's just gone down"

8. You comment your assembler code in C.


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SJP
01-23-2004, 03:32 AM
9. You don't have a wife

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life's a ***** then you marry one or in my case -- then you die

SJP

Armadillo
02-13-2004, 09:10 PM
10. You dial an IP number on your phone.

11. You give your home address as "U:\Milky_Way\Sol\Earth\United_States\Utah\Providen ce\"

12. You dream in web safe colors.

ali
09-25-2004, 06:19 PM
LOL

Tom Howard
11-11-2004, 08:43 AM
13. You accidentally write yesterday's date on a check and add '++' to fix it.

Tom Howard
06-22-2005, 11:28 PM
14. You try to make words out of hex colors. (We started doing this after a long day).

#505AFE <- should be a web-safe color :)
#1ED1ED
#DEFACE
#ABA5ED
#DEF1E5
#BEADED
#CABB1E
#DEC1DE
etc.

Tom Howard
03-26-2006, 05:38 PM
15. Your to-do list is a state diagram

16. You sign your email "string TomHoward;"

17. You go to the bathroom, but in your head it's:

if(bladder.isFull())…

18. You start thinking things like “'Regex' would be a cool name for a rock band”

watergirl
02-02-2010, 09:00 PM
LMAO! Fantastic!

rosiejons5
05-03-2010, 03:39 AM
9. You don't have a wife

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life's a ***** then you marry one or in my case -- then you die

SJP

Neither a wife nor a life. :D

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agentSmith
08-17-2011, 11:41 AM
25. You don't know the current time or date. Even if its easily available to look on your taskbar.http://imagicon.info/cat/6-22/1.gif

agentSmith
08-17-2011, 11:45 AM
26. To you, there is no difference between night and day. You don't even know what it is. http://imagicon.info/cat/6-22/1.gif

agentSmith
08-17-2011, 11:48 AM
27. You believe in the saying: "There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't". http://imagicon.info/cat/6-22/1.gif

olsen
09-12-2011, 06:39 PM
If you dont have a facebook account.lol http://imagicon.info/cat/6-22/1.gif

wildjokerdesign
09-15-2011, 06:13 AM
If you dont have a facebook account.lol http://imagicon.info/cat/6-22/1.gif
That one is funny. :) I resisted getting a FB account for the longest time until about a year ago. I had so many users that posted FB links that I had to give in and finally get an account just to see what they where talking about.